Clementine： They would be such a childish couple. XD XD XD
Clementine： Ryo would be like, "What are you, five?"
Choco： Bickering all the time.
Choco： "Aren't you younger than me?" Ueda would retort.
Clementine： And Ueda would be like, "Well, aren't you the same?!"
Clementine： And they would end up sticking their tongues out at each other for like ( Read more... )

Choco： Everyone is standing while Kame is bent over at the waist in front of Ueda, slurping his own soup.
Clementine： Poor famished child. D:
Choco： Ueda's just like, "...I need to have you fed, don't I."

( Ueda links his arm with Kame's as soon as they're ready to leave… )

Clementine： askn How WOULD Ryo confess?
Clementine： Or Ueda.
Choco： I actually don't think there'd BE a confession.
Choco： Like, somehow I think if it happened, it just casually fall together.

( One day, they wake up. )

Choco： I think Ueda is actually that type of guy who's never learned to express himself without spending money somehow.
Clementine： Jin says he can't afford rings.
Clementine： So Ueda buys him an entire collection for Christmas.
Clementine： From Tiffany's.
Choco： Seriously. And they're like, "Oh, randomly thought of you."

( KAT-TUN is used to finding random presents on their chairs in the mornings. )

Choco： I just like the fact that Ueda whips Ryo.
Clementine： Yes.

( 'THAT ACTUALLY HIT ME!' Ryo shouts… )

Choco： SOMETHING NUTTY AS HE IS
Clementine： YES.
Clementine： THEY ARE TOTALLY ON THE SAME LEVEL.
Clementine： alksnlhkna Can you imagine their worst fight as a couple.

( 'It's all right, but it's not my favorite. It's too nutty for my taste.' )

Choco： I want to write pointless, shameless fluff for RyoDa dkjf;alskdjf;sd

( 'Your resolution,' Jin tells Ueda, 'is to like Ryo.' )

Choco： I can't decide whether I want him gay for Ryo or not because he's so damn good-looking.
Clementine： ...
Clementine： I think he should be bi.
Clementine： Best of both worlds. :D

( 'Jin,' Ueda says softly, and his eyes are so earnest and nervous behind his glasses that Jin can't help but pay attention, 'I'm telling you first because I want you to know. I'm bisexual, okay?' )

Clementine： THEY BUILT A WALL OF PILLOWS BETWEEN THEM.
Choco： THEY TOOK PICTURES OF THE PILLOWS
Clementine： I can just imagine Jin's reaction.
Clementine： Like.
Clementine： "...What'd you need the pillows for?"

( 'You guys have never shared a bed?' )

Choco： OH JIN.
Clementine： DRAWING ON HIS OWN FACE.
Choco： "PLEASE IGNORE THAT."
Clementine： I THINK HE DREW DRIPPING SNOT FOR HIMSELF TOO ALKSNLKNLKNJ.
Clementine： CLEARLY HE AND SHIGE NEED TO CHAT.

( 'Why are we here?' Jin asks crossly. He has better things to do with his time, damn it. )